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 ONE MAN FAN -  "seesaw" LP  (july 2007) Lyrics

1. balticked (1:11) does your hair stick up like that from the reuptake within my head sings woes in c flat while yours sings a camera's din some loves are not to score never met an annoying bore such as you when i agreed those i've loved exclude the b's ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you don't need to hear the floor take care take care some more the cutting room floor crinkle of the thousands which i've mingled the sound of tulips growing hands coming through the floor pluck that feathered cap knowing they are out there in adore ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 4. the ethertow (2:04) you can get yourself dead on last decade's fad but if you wanna know everything get yourself down on the ethertow the etherow is where you'll know the framerate is faster than the generation prior greater color depth and as you might have guessed each solipsist is blessed with the entire dvd box set blue led philosophy it's television on tv it's p in p in p in p closed captioning for me on to infinity so get your kicks while the morphine drips drip drip drip from the coaxial nip get your kicks while the morphine drips drip drip drip from the coaxial nip i dremt it i say hooked to a cathode ray that fortnight stay i was in an awful way socketed to a bed but the waitstaff said we got ya on the meds that'll get ya undead so good to be undead so good to be undead and i got my kicks while the morphine dripped drip drip drip from the coaxial nip i got my kicks while the morphine dripped drip drip drip from the coaxial nip swear that it's a dream unbelievable gleam from the computer screen how i tossed and moaned i traded in my monochrome this ain't the picture phone in the future home this ain't the picture phone in the future home 7. cup of pekoe (operative version) (2:54) to sit and drink october iced tea cooling pangs of sparta two thousand and three what i did i did in haste as time goes on i'll taste it i got my stoned mythology about you and cardiology we've got the laugh we shared such a large pet i was so scared we've got our public handshake though you're light you cause an earthquake i've got my associations and coded conversations about you to sit and drink october iced tea and read the script to my mind eye's dream but we're both probably better off these things can end up pretty rough i'll settle for clues from streetwalkin' dudes who probably knew much more about you the hall of missed opportunity is adorned in other people's property and how i pass you by twenty times a day in that hall but i still got nothin' to say somehow i'm told you're well and i smell a bread crumb each time i hear a bell the time allotted for you to dial has been exceeded please hang up and try your call again the time allotted for you to dial has been exceeded 10. datsun-camero (fender bender version) (2:09) i don't wanna see the sun tomorrow kimmy d kimmy d left a mile of chromium on your machine sutures sutures i don't wanna see the sun hangin' out the roof of your datsun-camero i don't wanna see the sun tomorrow kimmy d kimmy d left a mile of chromium on your machine sutures sutures i don't wanna see the sun lyin' in the back of your datsun-camero 12. cableknit ii (plastic shoes version) (2:23) first day on the job here comes joe slob walk me down the hall do you like shop in malls must have ended there the end of the stares they caught one of us to get a big thrill from the bust two minutes in an oven craigslist missed connections i nearly go atomic like stan i almost vomit on the bench at noon wearing a bloody hue the flash of baby blue singin' a croon some awful tune weeping at the border picking at the mortar down by the river forgot what made me quiver on the bench at noon wearing plastic shoes the flash of baby blue everyone wearing plastic shoes

2. sight of fearing (1:41) never spoke to you no never it was a long two years i shivered me timbers when you're appearing night of daring to lock our peering but the light of day caught every way i tried and might have dared to say spare me from this singing with some kind of sign you're living i'm a builder too in stasis and just about to lose my face evasion by the staircase a frozen motion slow pace i lost all sight of fearing went through hearing after hearing your name was never mentioned though i'm sure i got your attention i'm now censorized and hetrogenized for my gentle eyed fleeting glance and i'm waiting for the dime and in the midst of this could be i missed that bus to bliss can't turn back the kiss or what lead to it but it's a road of shit outta any near miss 3. femdroid gen y uteran series (2:02) swan dance past san fac d in my face without a clue admitted all responsibility never quite got hung on anything new duck walk out to snack machine snickers are quiet inside wing d she was mean but not to me not that it was true just cyborg teen CHORUS not bad at verification equipped for refribrilation digital screwdriver got us outta there like mciver and you can hear the gears a clattering and shit dude soon the pattering is this what you call a repliping not bad girl hope it's flattering (chorus) (second verse) (chorus) 5. correction tape (1:40) at the window to that office i really wish that i'd come off as not last year's colosal dumbass i'd say something to impress ya like hey i'm part of mensa here for the starwars convention come with me hoo hoo hooray what fantasy roles do you play there's a picture of me in five minutes that summer i'd done me some guiness and three months stronger my shyness hard to say if you were lookin' your finest your smile's god's frypan on windex and there'd always be a vapor between us i believe i averted my glasses and cut all the last of my classes 6. hill of cabbage (2:40) i rolled up the hill of cabbage to the overhead outhouse door there'd be no more of my damage off absinth gates i'd sworn there was a moon carved in the door as black as the lighthouse rose as black as the vacuum hose and then i let the engine roar i'd feel avoiding absence as monoxide filled the rafters i was stale from waiting in incense hoped for buttons to push thereafter i'd be a permanent rester gripped lunesta and zyprexa it crossed my mind that i'd messed up thought of you when i was arrested detained next day at noon put in a mack lamborgini i'd forgotten my broadcast swoon and ongoing mime of houdini i only wanted to know that rumor'd not spread the gaseous undertow on your ear said i was dead (first verse) 8. now as well (1:39) tenemos anteojos de rojo tenemos anteojos de azul somos el dos en la escuela pienso que eres loca y tu me llamas un chico de queso te llamo una mujer simpatica hablar contigo a la fin del mundo no es un chiste es ahorrita CHORUS y ahorra tambien que chica y ahorra tambien que chica y ahorra tambien que chica y ahorra tambien que chica canto las palabras a ti ayudan mi sueno numero uno hay una calle por solo nosotros donde podemos beber en paz no hablo sobre unidad pues de vez en cuando actualmente a menudo solamente tu frente en la ciudad (chorus) 9. milkcaps and marbles (2:22) peeling back the endananya peeling back the endananya puke pot pie puke pot pie milkcaps marbles catatonia milkcaps marbles catatonia milkcaps marbles catatonia milkcaps marbles catatonia puke pot pie puke pot pie (x3) 11. hill of cabbage (acoustic version) (2:07) (see track 6)